Feeding the fish

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about throwing Bug's phone into a lake? Is it wrong to happily consider the thought of the jeopardy song slowly gurgling and drowning before my eyes? Is it wrong to imaging putting crackers in the phone where the battery goes so that some duck may eat it? (Well that one REALLY IS bad. Don't tell PETA)

I went to lunch with Bug and the Jeopardy Song wanted to be the theme song for the moment. I was sitting there, bored, after having already cleaned out my wallet, thinking about ways to terrorize the evil phone. On the second phone call when I was wondering why I had left my book in the car, I suddenly heard, "Excellent, Very good, ...." I thought to myself, "NO NO NO NO NO" A freaking survey!! If we had a penny for every survey she does, we would be billionaires.

I guess it is wrong but I can fantasize.